Skankasaurus REX

One of the Skankasaurus’ survival tactics as it ages is the art of the mimic with a heavy layer of denial. In other words: if you act like you’re still a hot 22 year old, others will see you as one.

Here we have Pamela Anderson, cavorting around like she’s still in her golden age of sexiness when she’s really in her bronze age of sag + gross made a splash with designer Richie Rich up on stage during fashion week. And by “splash” we mean the kind that a doodie makes when it hits the toilet water…