Kelly Osborne gets her head smashed

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: , — J Hammond @ 12:08 pm July 1, 2009

Last summer 23-year-old Kelly Osborne got a gash on her face as well as a black eye when a kitchen cupboard fell on her, cutting her face.

We don’t have any more details than that, so we’re just going to make up the scenario that Kelly was trying to reach either a cake that had heroine needle candles OR a bucket of fried chicken that was laced with LSD that her parents had tried to hide from her out of reach.

Also for some reason, she turned into an albino.

Kelly Osborne looking skanky as usual