Lohan teaches us not to do drugs

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: — J Hammond @ 12:53 am June 2, 2011

Drugs and partying takes its toll… living proof…

Kim Kardashian in trashy black bra and white tank

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: — J Hammond @ 11:43 pm August 12, 2010

For once Kim Kardashian DOESN’T want to be photographed as she has a fashion disaster says the Daily Mail.

Lady Gaga on Boiling Point

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: , — J Hammond @ 4:11 am January 29, 2010

Before she was a freaky fashion icon, fake-feuding with Madonna on Saturday Night Live, or launching ill-fated tours with Kanye West, Lady Gaga, like many cash-strapped New Yorkers, would do just about anything for $100. Including be on MTV’s Boiling Points, which was an MTV hidden camera reality show that was kind of like Punk’d in that the point was to annoy people, except without the assistance of a perpetually-cracking-up Ashton Kutcher. If the unknowing subjects — in this case, Lady Gaga — didn’t lose their s++t, they’d get $100.

See what happened when a Boiling Points waitress came between a virtually unrecognizable brunette Lady Gaga (she’s far easier to recognize when covered in blood or walking with a Bedazzled cane) and her lunch in Gaga’s unknowing MTV debut. (Spoiler: Gaga doesn’t get the hundred bucks. Oh well. She ended up with “The Fame.” Get it? See what I did there?)


Lady Gaga without makeup…yikes

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: — J Hammond @ 3:52 am August 7, 2009

If you thought she wasn’t sexy WITH all the heavy makeup and glam, watch out for when it gets peeled off. eek. The Gag’s shown here vacationing in Hawaii.



Lindsay Lohan: Classy vs Skanky

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: — J Hammond @ 3:48 am August 1, 2009


Pam Andy gross @ the grocery

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: — J Hammond @ 3:04 am July 6, 2009

Pamela Anderson, ill fitting bra with nips a-flairin clomped out of her skankasaur cave to do some scavenging at a nearby sustenance mart. Through her stringy hair she eyed our camera’s but soon went about her business tending to her food items. At first we thought she was pregnant but then remembered that she is 42 years old and the belly is merely a produce of pot belly aging or the accumulation of so many wrinkles that they’ve just pancaked themselves in her midsection.

Evolution: Mischa Barton

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: , — J Hammond @ 2:43 am July 4, 2009


Skank Robbers official Trailer

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: , — J Hammond @ 6:55 pm July 2, 2009

Tyler Perry was humorously referenced in a spoof of a summer film shot by BET Awards host Jamie Foxx and actor/comedian Martin Lawrence. In the bit, Lawrence’s cross-dressing character initially looks a lot like Perry’s trademark Madea matriarch except that “she” is knocking over a bank with Foxx’s “Wanda” character.

The name of the fictitious flick: “Skank Robbers.”

Cracked Foxx after the clip: “Tyler Perry, you didn’t call me back!”

Kelly Osborne gets her head smashed

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: , — J Hammond @ 12:08 pm July 1, 2009

Last summer 23-year-old Kelly Osborne got a gash on her face as well as a black eye when a kitchen cupboard fell on her, cutting her face.

We don’t have any more details than that, so we’re just going to make up the scenario that Kelly was trying to reach either a cake that had heroine needle candles OR a bucket of fried chicken that was laced with LSD that her parents had tried to hide from her out of reach.

Also for some reason, she turned into an albino.

Kelly Osborne looking skanky as usual

Jodie Marsh shows off ridiculous Michael Jackson tattoo

Filed under: Celebrity — Tags: , — J Hammond @ 7:08 pm June 30, 2009

The 30-year-old English topless model former lesbian/body builder was spotted with her new 23 year old boyfriend at Mansion nightclub in the UK sporting a hilariously retarded Michael Jackson tattoo on her left arm.


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